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So long, long ago.

  • May. 9th, 2009 at 8:56 AM
nejiten
Trimax.  It's like Climax, get it?  I don't.  ... Crimax?

I'm going away this weekend and pretending I have a life.  I actually don't; it's my cousin's graduation.  We're driving up to Ferris this morning, and down on Sunday.  THEN I WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY FINISHING MY ROOMSDKFKASDDG IT WILL BE CLEAN.

-cough-

I would tell y'all to Spam This Post, but I feel I'll be disappointed.  Sorely.  I demand no less than one hundred comment threads from all of you.  The last time I spammed someone's post, I got... you know, I forgot, but I had two really long fucking threads.  [And a few smaller ones.]  I had to start the second one because the first one was TOO LONG.

Yeah. Yeah. Consider yourselves doubted and challenged.

--> EXAMPLE OF A PROPERLY SPAMMED POST HERE.

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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 9th, 2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
First.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 9th, 2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
That's a place holder. I'll come back and spam this bitch later. You know. When I'm awake.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 9th, 2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
And not everyone can see that, cockmongler.
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[info]kasumi18 wrote:
May. 9th, 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)
...>_> whore.
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 9th, 2009 08:28 pm (UTC)
I'm lying by the way
I don't love you.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
I really don't know what to spam you with and no one else is helping.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 02:50 am (UTC)
Yeah, I really don't know.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC)
Later, bb. ♥
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
D:
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
dude I am totally listening to that one german song. the one you have lower down. whatever it is. I know finger is in the title.
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm I just realized the best way to segue myself into "that conversation" with my mother would have been to go on the walk she just went on to go take pictures of trillian. Damnit.
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
have I shown you nellie mckay yet? if I haven't it's because I forgot and I suck.
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
SOMEBODY HAS A MOMMY COMPLEX
it's really kind of disconcerting how much my mother is into erhu.
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
fail fail fail
your theme is fail because you cannot tell when I posted a subject. D:
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
Re: fail fail fail
okay so it makes it /slightly bolder/ that's helpful
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
*slaps on gloves* Let's do this.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
Angie. c'mon. friendly competition? Perhaps?
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
What. What. What.

Go away, Kuna, I'm c/ping art.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)


god I love this song so much. I've played it for you before. but I honestly think I am going to bear the babies of everyone in that band
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[info]a1kuna wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
his thingie in my you know what is my favorite thing ever.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:21 pm (UTC)
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.
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[info]masochista wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.
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